February 2012
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I now have a list of over 30 family requests on Facebook, I swear I must be the only person ever who believes family is only related by blood or law.
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Can we watch the bird video again, that shit was hilarious.
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Did you guys look at the birds.
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kindlesong:
yolo more like “Yellow” is a song by British alternative rock band Coldplay. The band wrote the song and co-produced it with British record producer Ken Nelson for their debut album, Parachutes (2000). The song’s lyrics are a reference to band vocalist Chris Martin’s unrequited love.
The song was released in June 2000 as the second single off Parachutes, following “Shiver”, and the...
I was actually attempting to make a video in which I am birthed through the tube of my dress, but it’s 4 in the morning and it isn’t really worth it without sound effects.
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wait
how did I get here
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WatchLower your volume.
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This is a list of good words and phrases:
Nifty
Neat (alternatively: neato)
Damn skippy
I swear to dog (also: mother of dog)
Ay caramba! (no accent)
What the popsicle (is going on, is this shit, is happening etc.)
Bowl
Dude
Because Potato
Cashmere (I remember it being referred to as someone’s name in the Hunger Games and I couldn’t stop laughing.)
Conflate (it means to blend...
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xybutt:
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Fuck my life
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Up ‘til 7 in the morning.